american horror story: talking to people u used to be friends with
Hockey boys are so weird they’re like “yeah I want a girl who likes hockey” and then u say u like hockey and they’re like “UM I BET U CANT EVEN NAME 1 PLAYER”
I bet you cant
I bet ur a bitch
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.
WHAT IS HE?!?!?!
Happy 7th birthday, Deathly Hallows!
Hayley Williams at the AP Awards
"But I’ve got a war in my mind, so I just ride.” -Lana Del Rey
If in doubt, take one out
Andrew Nicholson @ Gatcombe ‘13
The Devil in My Bloodstream
The Wonder Years
And so I searched through my great-grandpa’s memoirs
For the devil in my bloodstream
Depression grabbed his throat and
Choked the life out of him slowly
I got the same blood coursing through my veins
It’ll come for me eventually
Is it true that you go last because you played 3 years in the Russian super league? #AskGeno